A Guy Called 911 Because He Was Stuck in Traffic and Needed to Go to the Bathroom

Remember, 911 is only for emergencies . . . as in real ones, not bathroom emergencies. Some guy near Toronto recently called 911 . . . because he was sitting in traffic and really needed to pee.
First West Nile Virus death in state reported for 2021
SPRINGFIELD – The Illinois Department of Public Health confirmed the first human West Nile virus-related death in Illinois for 2021. A Will County resident who tested positive for West Nile virus in August has died. Currently, 40
Sheriff’s department union warns of rude caller
OTTAWA – The county has received complaints about an individual soliciting funds via phone call while claiming to represent a law enforcement union. LaSalle County Sheriff’s Union MAPS 723 put out a statement this weekend reminding