What hills are you willing to die on? How about these small ones that really don’t need to be debated, however some people will defend their side to the death.
1. Tiny and jumbo paper clips should not be mixed.
2. Four-way stops are NOT the place for pleasantries. Go when it’s your turn.
3. You shouldn’t put ketchup on fries that people are sharing.
4. Reese’s Trees should be called Treese’s.
5. Cheap cafeteria silverware at a “nice” restaurant ruins the experience.
6. One “bless you” should cover the whole sneeze session.
7. Red Delicious apples are trash apples.
8. It’s impossible to give more than 100%.
9. You’re not a “small business owner” if you’re in an MLM.
10. Women’s clothing should have more pockets.
11. We should normalize regular sanitization of our belts because it’s one of the first things we touch after finishing on the toilet.
12. The Oxford Comma. Use it.
13. It’s “I couldn’t care less” not “I could care less.” And also: Correct usage of “your” and “you’re.”
14. Beauty pageants for children should be illegal.
15. And school lunches should be free.
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